We All Make Mistakes

Alright here is my first funny one. I wrote it when I was eating a $7 piece of pizza and people watching at the mall… It is on the third grade level but easy to memorize since I didn’t have paper with me. Yes, I own Heelies and yes I was wearing them.

I hate those furry boots
all the girls wear at the mall.
I hate the first and the last pairs
that I saw.

If a girl came up to me
with fur boots on her feet
saying “Stevie please
kiss me.”

I would politely say
no way
than skate away
in my Heelies.

I think it’s kind of hard
being a heartbreaker.
That’s just how it has to be
being me.