Women say that most men act like dogs
I agree, after deep and metaphoric thought.
Ignore us and for your attention we will beg
love us and we try to stick our head between your legs.
I would say that women are a lot like cats
chase them and they run away so fast
get too close too fast get scratched.
Type on your computer and she puts her tail in your face.
Women say that they want a partner in crime,
unless you are already involved in a life of crime.
Than they are no longer interested in you
women are so full of lies.
Men are like parking spaces
all the good ones are gone.
Women are like jobs,
you have to have one
to get another
that is better.